#TUPAC DISCOGRAPHY RECORD SALES CODE#
His code of reality included, but was not limited to: Or I invented it, or some shit like that. "Dear Kitty, I am the realest motha' fucka ever. This is seen in the diary he kept while he hid in prison from Nazis for several months. Tupac also credits himself with inventing reality. His success in the line of duty earned him 3 congressional medals of hip-hop stylin', and after a laser wound to the anus, he was granted an immediate fecal discharge. While most of his bogeys were made up of butthole pirates attempting to smuggle stolen feces across the grandolian border to fecotoid prime, he also was able to assist the UNSC in destroying some major dickheads as well (such as A-Rod and Harry Potter). Shot by Arnold "I'll be back" Schwarzenegger in an attempt to pimp.īy the year 2937, 30 years after Tupac's frozen body was reanimated using modern scientific techniques, he enlisted with the United Nations Space Core and began work on the lazar turrets of Moon Base Alpha. Some years later Two-Pack Shaker left the ghetto and lived in the subarbs. Tupac then had sex with his homies and iced in New York landmarks. Unbeknownst to Pac, that little boy's name was Hitler. Instead, he rounded up a bunch of his homies and jacked a little white boy's lemon aid stand. With the profits earned from his pimping career, he attempted to start up a blackaid stand, to no success. As a little child, Tupac loved to pimp (following the black youth code). His mother, Rosie O'Donnell, was an active member of the Black Panther Party in New York in the late 1820s and early 1821s Shakur was born just one month after her acquittal on more than 1 charge of "Conspiracy against the The United States of Whatever government" in an attempt by Arnold Schwarzenegger to prevent the birth of Tupac. Born Two-pack Shaker, who was later renamed Tupac Amuru Shakura TAZ ( PPactember 13, 1936) was born, raised and iced in the ghetto.
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